10- (From the other room, upstairs, into the bathroom) "Mama, what-a you doing in there?"
9- (As he is running around our house) "I running around, mama. I running around........"
8- Me "Micah before we wrestle, you are supposed to say "attack!" so I can get ready."
Micah "Say Attack"
7-Me "Want to go pee pee in the potty?"
Micah "No, mom. I go pee pee in my diaper."
6- "Burps are stinkers that come out of my mouth."
5- "Stinkers come out of my bum."
4- (As we pass the hospital) "That's where daddy lives."
3- Me "Micah quit putting your finger in your nose."
Micah "But I got boogers stuck in there."
2- (While I'm changing his diaper or he's in the tub)
Me "Micah looks like you have your penis there. (I'm married to a urologist, occupational hazard)
Micah "No mom, I got my elephant."
1- (While I'm puking) "Mama is sick, because she is hiding a baby in her tummy."


Baby BOY #3 due to arrive July 1st (hopefully sooner).